19/17

12/10. no notes

she said not to doxx yourself

okay google tells me that's a character from Star Trek, so I got to give that a Swirlie/Shoved into a locker

Pine

there's a lot of those outside of my house. Weird name but I like trees. 8/10

Pleather

oh that is perfect, if not something I've heard to be terrible for the environment. 9.8/10

for a slightly different scent you could try Cedar; I never knew one personally but it was chosen name of Cedar Paul who was a communist trans lator (not a trans girl).

I unfortunately do know about homestuck.

I know you're all communists but you should still be wary of giant red flags out of ten

i know nothing about homestuck and i'm going to choose to keep it this way

irefuse/10

26+6/32

Shevon, pronounced Sai-oh-bann

Garma

im watching the OG Gundam anime and this is the name of a Zeon soldier.

isn't that the one game where dude pretend to be professional soldiers? 9/10

~~everyone else on earth should just get rid of their names, they all suck compared to this one. perfect/10~~

nevermind this is 5 names, hang on

fartina

13/10

Jennifer

I know a trans girl named Jennifer IRL so I'm a bit worried she might see this and judge me for it. It's decent though, 8/10

Tuberculosis

perfect. 14/10

Lauren

why the n? Laura is good, Laurel would be really pretty, by Lauren? eh, not doing it for me. 3.3/10

Smedley

11/10

Mildred

I love grandma trans girl names, 9/10

Mildew

13.4/10

Millicent

9.8/10

Millipede

1,000,000/1,000,000

over the counter allergy med ass name

9/10

idk i don't watch naruto because i'm not a weeb

??/10

Alice, Zoe

If your name is Alice, Emily, or Zoe, I immediately think you're a trans woman and even if I know better then I will continue assuming you're trans. They're good names but like, come on, there are other ones too. 4/10

Luna

Very trans femme coded name as well, but possibly a good NB name. Unfortunately, the moon sucks, I hate it, and Dr. Eggman pissed on it. 2/10

Elle

Actually this one is really cute, I like monosyllabic names too. 9.2/10

Chloe

Oooh, that's a good one. 8/10, or 7/10 if you spell it with the umlaut. Fuck umlauts

Kara

Never heard of that one but I like it. 7.759/10

Avery

I've only known one girl ever named Avery and she was cis but also a lesbian. Good name, 8/10

Sydney

Sydney was the name of my cat when I was a very young child so if you're named Sydney you're a cat to me. If not a cat, my mind will jump to that city in Australia. Not bad but my mind is too rotten to look at it right. 6/10

Felicity

idk why but my mind has never quite looked at that name right either. It keeps making me think "cat" because it's too close to "feline" i guess. 7.19/10

these are highly subjective, precocious and random ratings but i'm mostly just doing this to shitpost here

ARE YOU BLANCHIN

GIRL I'M BLANCHIN

I LIVE UP IN A MANSION

12/10