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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

What if you only had one shot?

(The shot is with a predator drone and you are aiming at a Yemeni goat farmer’s wedding)

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

You actually get two shots this time, in order to double tap and hit the first responders.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could see him get excited when he rapped "I look calm and ready to drop bombs".

[–] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

look calm and ready to drop bombs on a peaceful wedding obama-drone

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a good gag to play off of Eminem campaigning with Kamala, good bi-

wait this isn't badposting

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

contextphobic the market odds for her beating Trump are 40:60

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was supposed to be in the fakenews comm, right? anakin-padme-2

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the treats Ulysses the treats are coming to consume us the treats are turning on us

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Great I was already having a serious mental health crisis and this sure didn't help.

[–] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Take care of yourself, comrade. Care-Comrade

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

Uhhhhhh let me rap here

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This song is symbolic of the way he lost himself in being the commander in chief of a military that took glee in double-tapping weddings, hospitals, and farms with drone ordnance

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago
[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Kamalacaust, that's a good one. Finally, some good competition with "Kill em all" Kamala/Killemalla

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to digress but

Was Nate Silver always this disheveled?

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah but this is what professional make-up and photography does for a person

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao the shadow to hide his underchin, classic move. Good photographer, the fact that the shading isn't obvious like that

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Mr smuggie himself

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago
[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PaX@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

"You only get one shot" shit in trumps case more than one. They all missed or fibbed it i-cant

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Couldn't finish watching itdesolate

[–] asante@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I refuse to watch it of course

So funny to see my Eminem loving coworker who decided(admitted) he's a conservative recently get so upset over this. Buddy shows me his Spotify year end thing and he's consistently in the top 0.5% of eminem listeners. Eminem loves Kamala dude what're you gonna listen to in the company van now?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You used to enjoy Eminem in peace, but now you can't because of woke maddened

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Momala’s spaghetti

[–] regul@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

I am going to become the Joker

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

r/Michigan thread

Featuring this...

Y'all act like you've never seen a Democracy before, Jaws all on the floor, like me, when I saw J6 unfold, Let's whoop his ass worse than before, show em the door, don't let em throw furniture,

It's the return of the- aw wait, hold up, you're kidding, he isn't trying to make a parody is he?

And Dr. Dre said- nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's a talking head we gotta stop this election going red.

And feminist women love Kalama, "oh look at her, walking around, not trying to thwart democracy, like you know who, yeah and she's so cute though!"

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws in my head loose, but no worse than Trump trying to tell what to do in your bedroom, he just gets on TV and just lets loose, all lies, if you believe, they eat your cats too

Your cat is in my mouth, your dog is my mouth, if you're lucky I might just give up and take a piss. And that's the message he delivers to little kids, and expect not to know what brainwashing is,

Of course they're gonna research if they got a brain, they got discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, but some us are fascists, who won't quit, until the flag they worship is covered in their own shit

But if Trump can lie and cause people to die, there isn't a reason a man and another man can't elope, if you feel like I feel, Kamala got the antidote, make sure you're registered to vote, sing the chorus and it goes...........

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I'm sorry, I had to. You set me up so good. I hope this translates well. Lol

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

agony-limitless why are they like this? The person that posted this is in their mid 30s, at least.

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

I think I would rather watch the video than finish reading that.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Lyrical miracle my rhymes are spherical

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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Humanity deserves its impending demise.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Can he even vote? Cause he's a CRIMINAL

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

No, I don’t think I will watch that.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

No I will not see the video, thank you very much

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I have a note from my doctor that says I can't click that link sorry

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

One of the top comments: “he’s so cool!”

Liberals are children.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He literally says "Ready to drop bombs"

WTF?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

ready? he's been doing it for years!

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Celebrity death match tag team Kid Rock and DT vs Em and Harris

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

In a just world this clip would play in the intro of a scorsese-esque film about Obama's rise and fall

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
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