Grillary Clinton 
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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You flee into the night only to become part of the spectacle as you run smack dab into a nonviolent protest group from local radlibs organizing to end the war in Ukraine, they push you into the police thinking you are a wrecker and you die in custody from a "malfunctioning" taser after they cellebrite your phone and find your Nasrallah memes unencrypted