THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
(Whoosh)
I have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.
Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
They're illegal in my ~~country~~ county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
What country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
Whoops, autocorrect. Meant "county" not "country"
What county CAN make truck nuts illegal? If you’re in the US I feel like that’s a first amendment violation.
That's the "puerile" obscenity carve-out for the first amendment.
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fleshlight
Reminds me of the old gif of that woman skydiving naked
Jesus Christ. 🤣
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Alternatively, you could put a cowbell on it, it's not obscene, but it's just as red neck.
It doesn't work, bc no matter how many you put on, it always needs more cowbell.
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A thing has nuts.
You ride it.
Sounds gay.
A thing has nuts.
You get inside it.
Also works for tops :)
Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
The machine spirit cares not for our trifling concepts of gender and binaries. It demands only loyalty to the omnissiah and purity of mind.
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"mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work"
Inclusive or
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Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
Wait until you hear about genetics
I don't think trucks have those
They keep them right next to the automotive gender reassignment theatres.
Nuts? Like in anaphylactic shock nuts? I don't get it
There's a thing called truck nuts. It's a rubber ballsack that hangs from the trailer hitch.
No way. You're making it up
Edit: OMG why didn't I die before knowing that
The two men sold Truck Nuts through the late 1990s and 2000s, competing both in the market and in private, exchanging angry phone calls and emails. This conflict escalated into public relations wars, social media conflicts, posts on review sites, blog attack posts, and finally to legal cease and desist orders. Vice News published an article about the feud titled "Balls Out: The Weird Story of the Great Truck Nuts War".
I am so not surprised
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That was step 1. Step 2 is the fact that now you’ll see them everywhere.
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Oh I've been looking for an excuse to post this.
You thought regular truck nutz were bad? Well wait until you see the XL version!
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Gender assignment surgery
They would probably be against that too though
Nah, they love GAS
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It's true. We didn't make the rules.
Best truck nuts I've ever seen were two large hex nuts (i.e., for a bolt - but a very large bolt - the bolt would have had to have been an inch/2.5 cm in diameter, at least) hanging from the hitch. Wish I'd taken a picture, it was hilarious.
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