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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you put some salt in the water, you can get 8G.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Add some lithium foil in it and get 10G

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Cesium gets you 16G. It's like 3D 4G, coverage that's twice as deep.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

3D 4G is 4G^3, so it would be something like 64G

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's like 4 Super Nintendos. Nice.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a perfect game-cube some might say.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can't wait for the new smash bros on my 64G phone

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago

If you put the phone on top of the glass while adding the Cesium it will reduce the lag by getting closer to Starlink's satellites

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

There was a video on YouTube once where some dude chucked a big chunk of caesium into a bathtub. It was amazing, thing just disintegrated violently, but I cannot find that video anymore. Probably deleted because YouTube doesn't like cool experiments.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

this hurt me

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Slingshot around a blackhole and get hundreds of gs

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago

This picture gave me brain damage

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never try that with coca cola as it gets fat

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just reformat the coke to NTFS beforehand.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably the year before it was truncated so they can get into more search results. Something like "best 2020 party ideas" (without quotes) might do it.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What happens when I add Mentos to that?

[–] SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DevopsPalmer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

But only for a few seconds

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

You know it works better if you drill a hole near the ear piece and keep the phone under water.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

YouTube link to the video: https://youtu.be/Yr8oJWS9sJo

I skimmed through it and it’s as stupid as you’d expect. The person in the video pretends to connect wires together, plugs a USB cable into a phone, then downloads an app to prove the increased internet speed. Comments are disabled and generic music plays over the video instead of any commentary.

[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

how ethernet cabl broken

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

4 years and 20 months ago

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lol. I can imagine Mehdi from ElectroBOOM reacting to this (it's something to be... "Rectified").

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if this can damage the USB socket or even the motherboard in the phone, or just the cable itself

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Did Viktor Schauberger post this?

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

If that's 6.9M solution in the glass, it might be a bad number.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago