Treat Orc:
- Is happy eating slop
- Doesn't care about anything or anyone's treat so long as I have my own
- Will fight you if you try to talk trash about my slop
- Expensive treats are gross to me, can't understand them
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You should be in my party
Treat Druid:
- Can explain in detail the mechanisms of capitalism that make their favorite treat a crime against humanity
- Smokes too much weed to forget about it all
- Clinically depressed
- Only really gets serotonin from the natural world and Cuban progressivism
- Spends too much time watching the treat warlock explain things
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
Ooh, this build fits nicely with my Treat Druid (Apothecary subclass)
Oop yep that’s me
Treat Barbarian.
• fuck you and fuck your treats.
• Holy shit bubbles are awsome. We are going to play with bubbles now.
• I found a stick
Treat Monk:
- Only consumes obscure and esoteric media.
- Sounds cool in principle, but ends up with utterly insufferable takes on just about everything.
- Brings up completely random comparisons which almost work, but not quite.
- Never wins an argument. Just keeps going until everyone else gets bored and leaves.
Oh man I just remembered that white buddhist Monk guy that joined the chapo discord and got totally shit on for being a weird chauvinist who moved to Myanmar and didn't even bother to learn the language.
i wonder where they are now after the military takeover :thonk:
:cringe:
ok i changed my mind this one is me fr
I wanna be a treat bard
- loudly sing the praises of my favorite treat, even if it's something popular
- get people excited to share the love of my treat
- pretends my treat is more intellectual/refined/tasteful than it actually is
- annoying/useless
Those are known already as "influencers," especially when peddling RAID Shadow Legends.
that's lawful evil treat bards I wanna be chaotic neutral
If you're sincerely whimsical about really liking a treat, that might be a good time.
just liek garfield
:garf-troll:
I vibe with treat cleric so hard but I'm gonna go with...
Treat Druid
- thinks if they make their own versions of treats, the treats won't be categorized as treats
- fridge full of Mystery Jars(tm). Is it a propagated yeast culture for home brew? Is it a variant of simple syrup? Is it bokashi serum? Try it and find out!
- starting to suspect they're an unironic posadist
- constantly trying to get you to start growing your own weed
- often shares the dubious products of making their own treats
Treat Samurai:
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Specialises in replica katana
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Will bend over backwards to justify the worst excesses in treats "just because they're from superior nihonjin" while denouncing western treats even when they're functionally the same
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Has a city to burn
Treat Elf
- Deep analysis of my treats via multiple theoretical frameworks
- Appreciation for a wide variety of treats, not just the ones I like the most
- Understanding of the full context and history of treats
- Haven't watched or listened to a new treat in at least a decade
We should have these next to our pronoun flairs
TheLepidopterists - he/him treat assassin
I was thinking that none of these come even close to describe my complex relationship with treats but then I read Treat Warlock and I realized :stuff:
Necromancer: i will never stop restarting the Tolkein struggle session :sicko-pig:
treat necromancer could also be like someone obsessed with penny dreadfuls or 1920s pulp magazines but in an even weirder non-ironic way
"yo, you have gotta watch my favorite movie. It's from 1913, it's called The Lovely Horse Gallop."
On second thought, I could add a "Treat Ranger."
-Experienced and familiar with the treat's intersectional ecoystem with other treats.
-Can maneuver safely through the favored treat's environment.
-Has favored enemies within that treat's ecosystem.
-Abrams is a charlatan and a hack that breaks almost every toy the studios hand to him.
My first thought was that a M1 Abrams could easily break any toy, but that would describe Treat Barbarian.
Treat Thief, I exclusively consume pirated media.
Reminder (if you're in a hellhole where a VPN is needed for torrenting) to bind your network adapter in qbittorrent to your VPN so that in the event your VPN drops it doesn't automatically fail over into the host ("real") network interface and expose your ip for copyright claims.
This is found under settings -> advanced -> network Interface.
Also reminder that any game that you definitely legally own that only uses steamdrm can be played offline by using the Goldberg Steam emulator. Check the readme on that project page for more information/instructions.
I just use private trackers, never bothered with a VPN and I've been torrenting since it was a thing.
I really should spend some time to get into the better private trackers (MaM is the only one I've used).
My advice still stands for anyone using public trackers.
The private tracker ecosystem used to be so much more vibrant and easy to get into. Trackers like red with their weird interview shit are just about gatekeeping, that shit's for nerds. Cool trackers hand out freeleech tokens or don't give a shit about your ratio unless it's award winningly bad.
Treat Blood Mage:
- can articulate what treats and behaviors are associated with characteristics (BP) and bloodwork results (triglycerides, cortisol)
- affects all party members with Doom status
- after heavy intake of sodium, has precognitive and remote viewing clairvoyance during Salt Dreams
- encyclopedic knowledge of action/adventure movies from 1980-1999
I'm a treat berserker - I consume them uncontrollably and then become disproportionately angry with myself about it
:guts-rage:
I am a Gummi Paladin
Treat Cleric
get that proprietary code away from me :bern-disgust: