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Treat Defender:

Treat Assassin:

Powerful crit(icism)s
Appears out of nowhere and identifies flaws and weaknesses you never would've noticed but now can never ignore again
Mysteriously fades into shadows when their own treats come under attack

Treat Mage:

Nuanced, insightful analysis, can find positive/negative aspects in just about anything
Flexible offensive and defensive options
Susceptible to bullying, avoids direct confrontation

Treat Paladin:

Likes good things
Doesn't like bad things
Simple as
Nobody wants to hang with them because they feel threatened by their moral superiority and obviously correct takes

Treat Cleric:

Long list of rules for not engaging with things that others find frustrating and arbitrary
Has one specific domain of treat they enjoy
Wouldn't watch a Miyazaki movie because it's anime
Somehow keeps being right about stuff

Treat Warlock:

"So bad it's good," cult classics
Will happily explain how their favorite treat is problematic in ways you never would've considered
Lack of practical effects their third biggest issue with capitalism
Nobody told them irony is dead

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[–] Diogenes_Barrel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Necromancer: i will never stop restarting the Tolkein struggle session :sicko-pig:

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

treat necromancer could also be like someone obsessed with penny dreadfuls or 1920s pulp magazines but in an even weirder non-ironic way

"yo, you have gotta watch my favorite movie. It's from 1913, it's called The Lovely Horse Gallop."