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I'm not suggesting that anyone here do something funny with the vote buying sweepstakes petition from King Bazinga.
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They better make sure Mr. Weedlord gets his million dollars.
King Bazinga may like that name and believe he found a kindred spirit. 
I'm sure they have 'Hitler' and 'fake' in their sanitization scripts
Pls do something funny with the money
There won't be any money, or if there is - they'll give it to a plant like those Mr Beast giveaways.
Yeah Ik
But let a man dream
Why yes, my name is Dr. Jimothy Pennis. I pledge to vote for Donald Trump in exchange for money.
Can we start a "I just signed the petition for the money lol" petition?
I'm 99% certain King Bazinga pre-selected the winners already, like he did for the "surprise" pick from the crowd. Old and tired carnival barker shit.
modern day PT Barnum
I signed it with a burner e-mail account. I don't expect to ever see the money ($47 or if you're in PA $100).
But lets say I win the million doll hairs, what's the best and funniest thing I could do with the money?
Buy X with it in a few years and rename it back to Twitter.
But lets say I win the million doll hairs, what's the best and funniest thing I could do with the money?
Send the money to Palestine or a trans org
I bet we could get Grok to do it
Imagine a planet burning treat printer, but specifically tailored to play Mirror Mirror on the Wall with the richest apartheid failson manchild in the world.
Yeah sounds about right for him
Grok's woke
The page looks simple enough, probably could script a bunch of random fake people into the list with random but valid addresses. Who knows if they have any kind of bot protection though.
Is this actually vote buying?
I'm discussing this with some libs and they are frothing about the legality of this. I'm trying to understand the correlation between signing a fake petition and selling your vote...
EDIT: The illegal part is paying people to get registered. I just realized i was kind of overlooking that aspect.
They're going to check it against a list of registered voters and throw out any BS entries. You're wasting your time, it's trivial to filter the list.
edit: and yea they get your voting history too so you and I are not winning the Million dollars and probably won't get paid at all.
Would a chud state even bother to do that, though?
States have varied requirements on who is eligible to request a list of voters, what information the list contains, what information is kept confidential and how the information contained in voter lists may be used.
This means that the "battleground" states have rigorous rules and regulations that are actually enforced about this, right? 