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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

What happened was his mic got cut and it took like 20 minutes for his crew to get him a spare one that worked.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

From his dance party, he’s learned that if he just stands on stage he can get people to clap and cheer for him. This is his perfect evening- he does nothing and he feels the love his father never gave him.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Didn't say a word"

He's very clearly talking to people in the crowd

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Looking forward to the Trump crowdwork special later this year on MAX.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i was there, he was just listing all the different hot wheels he owns (i suspect he was lying about many of them)

[–] D61@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Probably would get him a huge bump in the polls if he did.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So I've decided it's impossible to parody Trump. This is something I'd write up as a fakenews headline about him. The man could literally go up on stage in a diaper and start scooping poop out of it and sling it at the crowd and these freaks would fight each other over a piece.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

these freaks would fight each other over a piece.

And fight with their wives about it. The wives think it's disgusting and they want to sell it on Ebay. But the husbands want to keep the holy excrement and - of course - put it in a place of honor.

So I've decided it's impossible to parody Trump.

Satire is definitely impossible. When I do a parody I have to dial it up 11. It would be interesting if we had downvotes. I'm sure some Hexbears such jokes are stupid but what can I do? I have to leave the real world behind. Anything not super silly Trump could trump within hours. A recent effort - https://hexbear.net/comment/5523225

I wish Mark Twain was alive. I'd like to see him try to create Trumpian satire. But I assume last year he would have already post something like "Fuck it. No more Trump satire from me. The man has made it impossible."

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He misses Joe Biden so much that he is becoming Joe Biden

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BIDEN HAS ASSUMED TRUMP'S BODY. PATRIOTS IN CONTROL

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

for reference this was an actual post on 8chan from the 2020 election

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Often when one pair of an elderly couple dies, the other follows shortly after.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

To catch a deep state pedophile, you must become a deep state pedophile.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

trump-anguish "C'mon guys, I thought we had really figured out how to lose elections. What is going on here?"

the-republican "Have you seen the takes Kamala's been putting out lately? It's just not fair."

trump-anguish "Hurry up and figure something out. I'm desperate here!"

the-republican "Well, there was that one person who was even less popular than Kamala whose playbook we could copy..."

trump-kaneki

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From another site

You gotta lose your mind in Detroit - Rock City

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Detroit: Become Senile

kelly

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

They cancelled a bunch of appearances as well. The CIA got him with the Havana ray

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

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