So I've decided it's impossible to parody Trump. This is something I'd write up as a fakenews headline about him. The man could literally go up on stage in a diaper and start scooping poop out of it and sling it at the crowd and these freaks would fight each other over a piece.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

these freaks would fight each other over a piece.

And fight with their wives about it. The wives think it's disgusting and they want to sell it on Ebay. But the husbands want to keep the holy excrement and - of course - put it in a place of honor.

So I've decided it's impossible to parody Trump.

Satire is definitely impossible. When I do a parody I have to dial it up 11. It would be interesting if we had downvotes. I'm sure some Hexbears such jokes are stupid but what can I do? I have to leave the real world behind. Anything not super silly Trump could trump within hours. A recent effort - https://hexbear.net/comment/5523225

I wish Mark Twain was alive. I'd like to see him try to create Trumpian satire. But I assume last year he would have already post something like "Fuck it. No more Trump satire from me. The man has made it impossible."