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[–] oce@jlai.lu 121 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.

This is God's creature right here.

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Truly a doofus of a bird.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I thought kiwis spoke English.

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do have a funny way of speaking it.

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Nightmare Potato.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.

PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.

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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds just like the fruit.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When it ran away was pretty great.

[–] capital@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

“Until next time”

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My job here is done! Away!

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I can hear the dinosaur in it…

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

So melodious.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

Also a very interesting run style.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't believe this is a real animal.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

It's a fruit

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Birds aren't real

[–] OpenStars 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).

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[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Screams of a thousand dark souls...

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

Holy piss I did not expect that

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.

[–] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This reminds me so much of the scrabs of Oddworld

https://youtu.be/wJfoD51fQ4s

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[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes

Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I've always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.

But that's a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Think I found the new screamer for my band

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