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[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, as a Floridian: What we actually have these days are ballots like this that we fill out then feed into a scanning machine.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Voting like it's 1999 I guess

[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda seems like the best of both worlds to me: Votes are counted by machine, while leaving an auditable paper trail

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

If a single chad hangs then we might as well throw out the entire thing

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mmmm... guillotine switch.

[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pat Buchanan