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I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'll be the head a secret society and international Order. illuminati

We'll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.

[–] CarsAndComrades@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I can produce our podcast (we're going to have a podcast, right?) and help maintain our fleet of bicycles. Possibly trains and/or tanks too, as needed.

I'll sort everyone into their houses. Sorry, you're Slitherin 😔

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something

[–] asante@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago
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