teacher and cook
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I'd like to play music, although that's not job-y. I like cooking, I'd be willing to do menial grunt work. Already do that.
i say there's room in the compound for musicians and other entertainers. let there be joy
Toothbrush steward, because we have to share just one because no personal property
My post-apocalyptic commune fantasy has been to be the gruff older guy who's secretly a softie, who fixes machines and gadgets, or build new ones out of scrap that the young whippersnappers haul back to the commune.
I keep telling them I want to supervise a pit, but they keep telling me I have to be a poet
Professor
(Antiwork joke aside, I'll probably end up doing a lot of dishes and occasionally fixing things)
I just hope all the routers are gone so I don't have to ever touch one again. Maybe I could be a beekeeper or something where being psychotically detail oriented is harmless
If possible, I'd love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people's rewriter in rust.
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Propaganda poster artist
I'm the cook. My specialties are delicious hearty meals and hormones.
Toilet hrt technician
Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside
i can reinstall windows or macos for you
i also give great massages
Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
hard laborer
Cooking and massage, maybe some wood/metal working on the side
pinball
Layabout
Linux Distribution Maintainer (I occasionally edit a NixOS config file)
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Animal handler. There's going to be so many furry friends it'll be a full time job to keep them out of trouble.
closet liberal
I want to just be nice to everyone and brighten their day, and help them with anything they might need. Need someone to help dig a hole? Hit me up. Need someone to vent about whatever to? Gimme a call.
Spreadsheet maker
I want to be a court jester but a court woke scold
I could probably look after potable water supply also, but really once you get the biosand setup going its pretty hands off so after a few months I'd be able to focus on woke scolding
I like cooking and gardening. That or I could brush up on that water degree and treat shit.
I recently did a water treatment plant for a hospital's sanitary water supply! Let's team up!
Beanis harvesting 
Unironically I'd love to help the cooking comrades.
However if we needed a teacher for writing or other humanities stuff I could cover that.
I could also work in the 
gulag as a friend for coop play.
Assistant trailer park supervisor
I'll be the commander of one of our liberated tanks, I'll have bags under my eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow and a cup of anarchist coffee always in my hand
The tank's name will be Zhukov or something
Idk... anything needed is anything needed
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it's entirely my choice - I'll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
Cook.
I can bake a mean loaf of bread.
Handyman, general fixer and builder of stuff