Comrade just use an ad blocker π
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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when the woke grapes are oppressing you
those are clearly woke raspberries. it's an heirloom varietal
Even worse, those are red
Grapes of Woke
Fellas, is it gay to drink wine?
Wine is gay (derogatory) 
Wine is gay (complimentary) 
One of the worst parts about American politics is the fact that the aesthetics are somehow both insanely self-serious and commercialized beyond parody. Two kinds of gaudiness you'd think wouldn't mix
If Burgerlanders had any sense of artistic taste or literary analysis that would bother them. But most of them just throw everything into a pop culture blender and gargle it anyway.
Is this the "soy conservativism" that I've heard so much about?
Energy Tea
Yes.
It's not alcoholic?
Yerba Mate
Is this product subtly saying South American socialism is the only hope for the western hemisphere? 
only if you consider Peronism socialism
Lmao why did he add 
eyes to his own thumbnail, that's something we'd do as an own.
Something something politics is sexual pathology.
Tree of liberty be like: nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little flower. you have to water me. you have to use your pee.
I don't get it
This is so cool.
Pre-ordering a can of hyper-masculine, Thomas Jefferson-themed tea from a website.
Finally, a soda I can give to my children, Liberty Bell and Constitution.
Eagle and Burger
I know nothing about this but I'm guessing it's a chud wine in response to the Bud Light boycott.
I know Americans are dumb and transphobic, but this has got to be the dumbest chud protest I've seen in my life. I thought freedom fries were bad, I thought the Keurig machine thing was funny too, but they're completely boycotting the most common beer in the US because of like 3 Instagram posts from a trans woman.
Bud Light has been sponsoring pride events for like 20 years now. Also they're an evil corporation who puts piss in cans and sells it as a beverage. You'd think the low quality of the beer would have been a reason to boycott, not whatever happens on Instagram
The largest spike in post-boycott beer sales is for brands with the same owner. The money is all going to the same place still lol.
The chuds are just buying Modelo now, right?
The numbers I saw, it was distributed between a few. Modelo has been attracting chuds ever since it started sponsoring UFC though, so it might not be the only correlation.
? I was pointing how ignorant the boycott chuds are.
Yeah, sorry, it was late and that was the only "horse shoe theory" emoji that came up quickly.
About an hour after I posted that comment, I actually thought to myself, "Shit, its gonna be taken as a dig at ESL and not a dig at chuds."
No worries comrade, thanks for clarifying.
Anytime.
What?
A misfired attempt at using a "horseshoe" theory emoji.
All this shit just so the fucker could get revenge on his trans kid
Lenin quote about commodifying the revolution itself
Less shocking here given they're commodifying a bourgeois revolution, something that was being done before all the founders were even dead IIRC.
Is this chud ad implying that its chud consumers are trees? π³
Initially misread that as BLOOD OF TRANS LIQUID FREEDOM TEA but thatβs probably their next flavour.
Know your audience?
this ad
"Why yes, yes I do"
SO DO I 
The capitalists will sell us the beverages we'll drink while hanging them and whatnot
Not gonna lie, I was tempted by that.