this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 119 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 2 weeks ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wife material.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.