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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Monarchism

Make Free Speech Legal

Yes, monarchism, a political economy renowned for always respecting free speech

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only conclusion: the woman aspires to be a court jester

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think there should be a king,

but also I should be able to call the king a ***** without getting sued for libel

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Monarchist

Oh so literally the worst type of person

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

To be fair they have the good sense to know someone should be in charge of them. Like, you told them they can have a voice in politics and their immediate reaction is that they are not qualified to have any input in how things are run. So I gotta respect the self actualization there.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's quite a few monarchist dipshits that fancy themselves the Sigma Male viziers to the monarch. cringe

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

they don't even have an incisive enough view of the world or clever enough wit to be an effective court jester

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most modern day pro-monarchists are just fascists tbh

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

So are most liberals but at least monarchies are whimsical. At it's face the proposition that the most inbred Germany family will make better choices than congress is not an absurd claim.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's funny because the only people I ever saw bemoaning the loss of Iranian bikini girls were the libs getting mad over the Ayatollah

Real Look at what they took from us!maddened hours

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

cw: SA, normal ameritroop shitif the yanks ever manage to get boots on Iranian soil, all the civilians need to stay faaaaaar away, like even more than usual. There's going to be amerikkkan r#pe squads roaming the hills

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

👉👈 but what if I am a removed and communist?

this old school suffragette we have to save the women over there is so closely tied to the terf shit, I hate it

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

terf shit

she does want to, "make free speech legal again in the ukkk"

The mind wonders, what does she mean by this thinking-about-it....then again you can already call for trans people to be murdered and nothing happens so...shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

e-jihadist is a very funny term with very funny implications

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

We have e-jihad all the time on Hexbear.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

An e-Struggler is basically what most of the userbase here are

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I HATE TRADWIFE BRAINWORMS

I HATE TRADWIFE BRAINWORMS

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey, do you mind telling me what these screenshots are from? Based purely on the vibes of 5 stills from some (I assume) movie/TV show, I now want to watch it. Unless it's super extra terrible, but even so I might still enjoy it. So please, UlyssesT, tell me what ridiculous slop you took these images from so that I can watch it!

Thanks!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They're from the music video for the song "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9dZJJaDuG4

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me know what you think. It was a cultural marker for its time: boomers were getting inarguably old, were trying to keep younger people out of power, and suburban blight was at its peak.

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well. First of all, it was great and dense, I'm going to need to watch it a few times to understand it.

Second of all, it was creepy as shit. Is it supposed to be scarier than some scary movies I've seen? Maybe it's just that the things it's meditating on (suburbia and ennui, I think, I bet there's more) are terrifying to me.

All in all, great song, great music video, I'm going to watch it a few more times before I have a real take on it.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The band claimed that it "didn't mean anything" but I still think there was some subtext there, perhaps even subconsciously, that speaks of the (very real, and I lived it) ennui and malaise of white affluent culture in the 90s.

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The band claimed that it "didn't mean anything" but I still think there was some subtext there,

Haha, that's some hilarious bullshit! No one makes meaningless art, come on now! Well, good for them that they made art during "the end of history", when you could pretend you were making "meaningless" art. Fucking idiots.

But yeah, I'm a little too young to have experienced the ennui of the 90's, sounds like a whole ass situation. (Although, in some ways, tbqh, living a materially comfortable life where your biggest worry is fucking ennui doesn't sound so bad. I wish I could rent an apartment to be sad in for a reasonable amount of money, you know?)

Still, the music video was terrifying, so obviously it's not all fun and games, even if you can afford your basic necessities

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think the ennui of the 90s, where it seemed a better world was no longer possible and a "long now" was all that was visible on the horizon did break some brains. That feeling of emptiness and boredom encouraged nihilism, selfishness, and a sense that not caring about things wasn't just a default, but was cool. It became a thing where caring about anything was considered uncool and some took that well into the next century.

I don't know what ultimately happened to Soundgarden, but a lot of Gen-X bands got really reactionary as years went on, such as Green Day being the one band of any note to sign on to so-called "MetalGate" (an attempt to bring freeze-gamergate to the metal fandom, fortunately unsuccessfully) and almost every personality featured on MTV back then (imagine "influencers" before social networks really existed) aged into a full blown GOP lackey or even a NewsMax propagandist.

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anybody have a good article link or post on here discussing the whole “photos of Afghan or Iranian women in the 70s” posts?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I googled and scanned articles for ~5 minutes but I got nowhere. In other news - google now actively blocks me from getting what I want.

  • Iranian women in the 1970s meme blog
  • Iranian women in the 1970s meme blogger
  • Iranian women in the 1970s meme wordpress

.

I only got one top blog result from all of that - and it was shit.

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the effort comrade.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, he did the hard work. I just put the cherry on top with regex and then some tweaking by hand.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Going to post some swedish girls in bikinis and be like, ‘damn, this was Lebanon before Hezbollah’

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

"e-jihadists"

terrorists-rule