I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
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That's pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
And cofveve.
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He's a Litch
That's not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.
Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.
Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything ("that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby"), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered ("great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you"), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism ("Minions, I know your wages are low, but it's those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation"). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called "malicious litigation" that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.
Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they're first on the chopping block when the chips are down.
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Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
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"Is he ok?"
Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.
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I mean, he's up across the board in all the swing state polls. When you are up on points and are looking to run out the clock, you run prevent defense. Its the same reason he's not going to take another debate; that would help Harris. Reduce surface area, reduce exposure, don't give opportunities for mistakes.
I'm not sure why you're getting down voted, you're right. Going strictly by polls and ignoring registrations (which are trending favorable for R), strategy, finance, early voting, etc. Trump was neck and neck with Harris up to the debate. The debate say the sharpest shift toward Harris. Afterwards, he has been sticking to Golf and Rallies of his most loyal supporters, keeping him away from the general public. That put the polls back to a toss up.
If he did another debate, he's on display to everyone again and that won't go his way. Even if Harris fucks up, he's still a fascist in decline. His campaign knows he needs to stay in safe spaces until the election is over
They claimed Trump is up in all the swing state polls, but five minutes on Google shows that's just not true. People can read, and if you lie to them, they'll downvote you.
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No, he isn't up in all the swing state polls. Only in some of them. It took me less than five minutes to find that you were wrong, because of course you were wrong. There are many polls out there, and you tried to claim that they all showed one thing, when of course they didn't.
(If you want to argue that your preferred polls show something, you can make that argument. And we could debate the reliability of those particular polls. At least then we could start with facts and disagree about how to interpret them.)
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Not sure why this is getting down voted. It's a pretty damn good assessment imo.
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Holy shit he looks decrepit
His tan can only go so far I guess
It doesn't even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.
Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:
Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.
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Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I'd try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, "tell us about your make up routine and why you think it's so essential."
Follow up, "I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you're so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?"
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He's starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.
You try putting makeup on a ghost.
If Americans manage to fuck this up, who will be JD's vice president?
The MyPillow guy seems crazy enough and fit the furniture theme.
And the less-than-subtle appeal to nazis.
A loveseat?
If he's as unhinged as Trump, will he attempt to install himself as the nation's first Sofa King?
I'm sofa king tired of these clowns.
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He's old and desperate
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
die already devil mutt
I'm not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.
Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk's interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then
In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere
Sept. 1, 2020
President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of "mini-strokes" — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.
[...]
No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.
About as convincing as a toddler declaring unprompted that they have not pooped their pants.
Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.
Does he really think a darker spray tan would sway black voters in his favor?
In case anyone thinks it's not real, or it's an artifact of the candid photo, here's a pic from the other day that he posed for. It was posted by the Republican that he's standing with.
He must not have a mirror with the side panels. They must push his face through a hole in a bib and then blast it with a spray can. It's ridiculous.
That being said, that's not the reason to hate him, there are many other valid reasons for that
What an idiot. He's probably the most perfect representative of the people he represents. None of us can get true representation, and here comes along dingus supreme, the mouthpiece for idiots everywhere.
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Narrator: he wasn't.
I've seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that
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