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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

X chromosomes are stored in the balls

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Partially true

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

XXX-Men Orgasms

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw."

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Her: I'm a virgin

My penis:

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

It's a feminine penis.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I am become Linux, user of arch

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.

In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.

Consider this my formal request for a refund.

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

The male determines the sex of the offspring.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

*animorphs into chromosome

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A legged continuity.

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 1 month ago

Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA

[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

When you have a godly sized dong but can't use it because it's attached to your Siamese twins' huge dong.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The evolution of Unix socks

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The base pairs are off and that irritates me more than the art - at least that has the excuse of being evocative or something.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It's owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

"Calm down! That's his leg..."

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is this showing us that we can experience more dimensions if we fuck up our base pairs?

[–] elollie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

The first human-octopus hybrid with conjoined legtacles

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

aw man made a typo