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[–] regul@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

This had me convulsing with laughter

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they're kind of beyond parody at this point.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

charlie-kirk exists as an emoji for a similar reason that involved chuds in a crib for... protest reasons?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sad they need to dress up their adult baby kink in some stupid bs because the right kink-shames.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My "don't kink shame acts between consenting adults" rule gets into a blurry area when nazis are clearly getting off to something while whining about Traditional Family Values and more often than not wanting to purge people that they're getting off to.

The blurry area gets more firmly nyet when those same nazis want to put children into camps to "correct" them somehow. libertarian-alert

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pooh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

omg he’s just like me!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao

[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wild part is that it's the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

le-monke

Uh-oh stinky

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a reason they were called brownshirts

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

He really shits what everybody’s farting

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

this is how he can regain his moistness

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

he fart, he poo

won't make it to the loo

uh oh, oh no

he really gotta go

oh boy, oh my

bald eagles gonna cry

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

thank you

thank you

i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

heard this in my head in the voice of neil young

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

fair & valid & understandable

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don't know where they get that shit.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Too little - too shart

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wouldn't shock me if trump shat his pants but let's be real, these are pretty weak videos. I've seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it true that trump-anguish fills an adult diaper during most of his speeches?

spoilerDepends. sans-troll

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And his kids be like, ♫ wash ya ass, old man; wash ya ass old man goddammit get up

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass owl-pissed

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.