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The woman reported having had to flee her property after 50 to 100 raccoons descended upon it and were acting aggressively, said Kevin McCarty, a spokesperson for the sheriff’s office. She told deputies she started feeding a family of raccoons decades ago and it was fine until about six weeks earlier, when the number showing up went from a handful to around 100.

“She said those raccoons were becoming increasingly more aggressive, demanding food, that they would hound her day and night — scratching at the outside of her home, at the door. If she pulled up her car, they would surround the car, scratch at the car, surround her if she went from her front door to her car or went outside at all,” McCarty said. “They saw this as a food source now, so they kept coming back to it and they kept expecting food.”

“The raccoons appear to have started dispersing now that they are no longer being fed, and we are glad for a positive outcome to this case,” Mire wrote.

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[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lost_in_time@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being raccooned by 100 hounds

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Would you rather

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

They pom pom poko, do they?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

do not feed wildlife in general

(but I think a bird feeder seems relatively harmless as long as the squirrels can't get to it)

[–] Sausage@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

they can have a little treat (if you look up what is appropriate to give them beforehand)

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

So strange that all of a sudden, this handful of Raccoons decides to bring along the whole neighborhood. I wonder how that transpired. Maybe it wasn't the same family of raccoons, and it was a rotating cast of raccoons, and they all decided to show up on the same night. Animals are weird.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bunny-cop "You're under arrest!"

volcel-judge "Wait, what's the charge?"

bunny-cop "Call it a hunch. Check his fan art folders."

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, just because I’m a Sly Cooper fan does not make me a furry!

…Ok, I am a furry….but not because I like Sly Cooper!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

bunny-cop eyetwitch I've heard that one before, buddy. interrogation lamp

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

good reminder to please not feed wildlife. If you can't help it, create more healthy habitat for wildlife so they can more easily feed themselves.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hundreds Of Beavers (2022) digitally enhanced, colorized

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Another reminder to not feed the wildlife

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Apologies. I'll tell the fellas to take it easy next time. I hope she can look past this and continue to sponsor us in the future.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

The Birds sequel no one asked for.

Pretty funny though.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago