Don't have to guess the color of your underwear
Already know you got nothing going on down there
Is this implying that "me" isn't wearing any underwear?
Well yeah, they'd just get in the way of the date having a look.
Socks are technically underwear
She likes a bit of fresh air between her nethers.
First date fit includes underwear??
I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there's a tendency to think if I don't shave tonight then I won't be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don't shave.
I point out that if she ghosts you, that's about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.
Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.
Some people are just too posh.
Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least
Hang on, you guys don't keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?
You need to send the subtle signal that you're basically drowning in vagina.
Ain't no guys here
Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?
Where there is a will, there is a way
Where do I get the rat slippers?
Asking for a friend.
Ask your local taxidermist for bespoke ones!
While it is nice to support local taxidermy businesses, there really isn't anything complicated about making the rat-slippers yourself. Rats are free outside!
They are free as in freedom, their freedom. You can't just take them!
Who is going to stop me?
So free as in speech, not beer? Got it.
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Rule: You must post before you leave.
