Wow! This is super interesting!

But did they brew him?

I could never get the hang of a mocha pot, any method I've tried kept coming out kinda bitter and lackluster :c

They are different. Default Moka pot coffee is generally much more concentrated and analogous to a true espresso. Aeropress out of the box is often more like a supercharged French press coffee. But both have so many different methods, mods and ways to be tweaked that they can produce a whole spectrum of coffee! And they're both pretty inexpensive, so very fun to experiment with!