93
Men put ketamine filled kinder eggs up their bums
(www.liverpoolecho.co.uk)
Kinder Bueno
Would love to hear the line of reasoning that led to the intersection of Kinder eggs, drugs, and bums.
The little plastic orange thing inside the kinder eggs that holds the toy. Not the chocolate egg.
Really boys? The condom is much more comfortable.
Ah, the war on drugs. What a colossal policy failure.
Talk about a k-hole!
Why can't people take their drugs the way they prefer?? Geez.
Special K
Maybe I'm an ignorant about these things, but wouldn't a kinder egg melt in there?
I think, they've put the ketamine into the plastic shells which are inside the Kinder chocolate eggs and used those, not the chocolate egg shells.
Ah ok. Seems pretty risky. Also kind of surprised that getting caught with some drugs at a music festival means a cavity search.
What a lame festival
Exactly what I was thinking, at ATG all that happens is you get asked if you have any glass, they don't even search you.
Pedantry corner: the product is Kinder Eggs, kinder eggs are something else entirely.
Sounds like so much work
I'm gonna take a guess that they mean the small plastic toy containers from inside the eggs and not the entire things.
I mean, it's not top tier chocolate but that would seem wasteful to me.
You don't want to spoil the Surprise.
Surprise !
Sounds like we're going to need a new warning label....
"Don't let the filth catch you with this up your botty?"
Doesn't seem appropriate for a kiddie treat but they have to learn the lesson eventually.
Boofing K is one thing, but boofing kinder eggs is new to me
I could never get the egg in without cracking it :'(
: (
So if you refuse to be searched, they just say "welp, you had your chance. Now bend over while big Al gets the gloves. Sorry, we're out of lube."
Pretty much. With the indication from the sniffer dog they have probable cause, so your options boil down to the rough way or the rougher way.
I would have liked to hear to brain storming session that lead to this brilliant plan.
I wonder who cleans oit those "amnesty bins" at the end of the festival lol.
You can see it on their faces. Those guys are basically enlightened now
That's one way to get someone to finger your butthole
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
93 points (97.0% liked)
And Finally...
929 readers
198 users here now
A place for odd or quirky world news stories.
Elsewhere in the Fediverse:
- !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
- !offbeat@lemmy.ca
- !nottheonion@lemmy.world
- !nottheonion@lemmy.ml
- !nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
- !aiop@lemmy.world
- !jingszo@lemmy.world
- !forteana@feddit.uk
- !strangetimes@lemmy.world
- !goodnews@feddit.uk
- !upliftingnews@lemmy.world
Rules:
- Be excellent to each other
- The Internet will resurface old "And finally..." material. Just mark it [VINTAGE]
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS