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[–] goose@hexbear.net 82 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(explaining sex to a pole) imagine an ice cream,

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Blowburger, handburger, footburger, rimburger...

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

footburger

Number fifteen

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

wtf I love sex now? blocky-wat

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe I judged Poland too harshly.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago

I owe you an apology, Poland. I wasn’t really familiar with your game

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eastern Europe in general is more redeemable than Western Europe and USA.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

New leftist dogwhistle? We fight for Eastern Europeans

We just point out to chuds “look at world history, some ‘help’ to those white people you were!”

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

0 euphemisms involving light bulbs, unsurprisingly

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Makes you cry lots afterwards

[–] MarieFontenot@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

I can't believe I'm liking a tweet made by a Pole. Feels unnatural.

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

one my favorite thing about Russian language is the root of the word for 'to work' and 'job;' "Работать" и "Работа" ("Rab-oh-tat" and "Ra-boh-tah") is the root word for slave 'Раб" ("Rab")

Also a word for a worker (masculine), by attaching the masculine person-role suffix '-Ник' ('-Nik,') is Работник ("Rab-oht-nik") which yes is exactly the origin for the name of eggman-announcement

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I feel like robotnik's vibes would be more master oriented than worker or slave oriented.

Interesting that our word for slave comes from slavic people's, but their word for worker comes from their word for slave.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The french "travail" comes from latin for torture. Actually pregnant women go into "travail"~labor.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Protestant sexwork ethic. kelly

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Do they have words for Hope, Cash, and Bacon?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's robić loda as an infinitive verb and robienie loda as a verbal noun, if anyone's wondering. Polish apparently has a number of other terms for blowjobs, too, as one might expect, which are considerably less interesting.

Incidentally, there is no Wiktionary article for the word "pitjob".

Edit: Alright so I went to the Wikipedia article for armpit fetishism and found that apparently armpit sex is called "bagpiping", and indeed on Wiktionary the third sense listed for "bagpipe" as a verb is the sexual meaning, so at least there's that... Incidentally, the Wikipedia article for armpit fetishism is one of the few sex-related Wikipedia articles that's actually gotten me to snicker a little, just because of the captions under the photos, and because of the very unexpected lone example the article provides of armpit fetishism "in popular culture".

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The anglo mind cannot understand treats, only the nation of people blessed by God: Poland

And anyway, if you are giving oral sex, you should be treating that shit like a job. You should be punching a clock and collecting overtime pay. You should be contributing to a pension fund, if you get what I'm saying

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

you should be treating that shit like a job

show up hungover, late, and put in minimal effort?

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

And spending a lot of time shitting.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

that, and organize, agitate, fight, and win red-fist

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The angloid mind finding out a language that evolved before they imposed their stupid shit on the rest of the world

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what was happening around the turn of the century that would cause the biblical use of Job (an allegory for suffering) to be overtaken by the colloquial use of job for atomized labor?

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Why is this graph looking at mr so fucking smugly fuck this graph smug ass face

Even Anglo names are just jobs. It isn't a result of capitalism (as job based Anglo names are a product of feudalism), but why are anglos so culturally obsessed with work? What are the material conditions for the placement of work above family in so much of Europe?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Whats a ZJ(ob)?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only based job is The Italian Job

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

No show job

sopranos-poker

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The english language can absolutely-not brag when it has no word to say "métier"! What is your fricking Beruf?? Don't you get it? That thing that you are, not what you do, both as trade and job!!

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Do you know what the English word for métier is? It has French origins.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

craft or trade

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Poland truly is a state of mind