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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dunkaroos without the roo? Sacrilege!

[–] roux@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Hexbear named roux:

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Those look like some junk. Where’s the HFCS? Where’s the unnaturally white icing for dunking? The sprinkles?

Not my dunkaroos

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Yet another tally in the "crimes against humanity" column for Nestlé, the only column on the paper

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Choc Hazelnut Dip: Sugar, Vegetable Oil, Whey Powder (Contains Milk), Hazelnuts (11%), Cocoa (5%), Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Flavour, Salt.

Biscuits: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Margarine [Vegetable Oil, Milk Solids, Salt, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin, 471), Flavour, Food Acid (330), Colour (Beta Carotene), Vitamins A&D], Honey, Desiccated Coconut, Wheat Starch, Salt, Flavour, Raising Agent (500, 503).

For comparison with your dunkaroos

Vanilla Frosting with Rainbow Chips: Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Vegetable Oil (palm, palm kernel oil, hydrogenated palm oil), Corn Starch, Water, Nonfat Dry Milk, Salt, Monoglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Soy Lecithin, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Color (yellow 5, red 40 lake, blue 2 lake, yellow 5 lake, yellow 6 lake, blue 1 lake, yellow 6) Citric Acid. Freshness preserved by Potassium Sorbate.

Vanilla Cookies: Enriched Flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Powdered Sugar, Palm Oil, Water, Whole Wheat Flour, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Monocalcium Phosphate, Baking Soda, Natural And Artificial Flavor.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

of course it needs palm oil and whey and milk solids, can't be a garbage western snack without killing orangutans and cows

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

real hazelnuts?! not for my kids!

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Back in my day we drank from the hose and ate HFCS and we were thankful for it.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

You knew your lunch was good in school if you had TWO dunkaroos.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

If you have to ask then yes it belongs in the dunk tank. For about an hour and then it'll belong in the dredge tank

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Now with extra bisphenol and phthalates! Provides 1000% of your child's RDA of microplastics.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Are these still available? I thought their target market (lunchboxes) would be pretty stuffed because of the spread of blanket nut product bans in schools

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Only because every time I saw a box of those I remembered the annoying earworm from the 90s commercial about them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPGppnbNcNM

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[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Wait, dunkaroos predates nutella? I didn't know that.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

More like dunkapoos because it looks like poo on the right

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

yeah, it's Nestle