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A study analysing penis sizes between the years 1942 and 2021 has found that the average length of the male member, when erect, has increased significantly over the last 30 years.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sperm count decrease headlines

dick size increase headlines

I see this as an absolute win

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

more fun less babies, perfect solution to overpopulation

[–] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Way to rub it in.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago
[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago

TLDR: 3cm in 3 decades. An insane amount.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Driftel 18 points 2 months ago

The hungest games.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

It's a growing problem.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's surely just nutrition, we've got taller as well.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

On the other hand there's definitely a preference for taller men when choosing a partner.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

That's what she said.

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

This headline really sent me into a panic!

I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it's an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.

After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks the same to me

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

you have to get a larger sample size 😆

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

Could be Peyronie's disease, might wanna get that checked out.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

WHY WILL NOBODY LET ME PUT MY GIANT HORSE-COCK INSIDE OF THEM?

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Good for them. 🍷

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

:( from everyone over 30.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

increased significantly

Sounds good to me

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

But the penis contains potassium benzoate.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

inb4 it's just due to higher blood pressure due to stress

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew penis inspection day was legit.

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

I always got a D+.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha, looking at you slightly above average guys. Welcome to the club.

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why are you looking at them?