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[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 55 minutes ago

pair o' not-normals.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

This is how far the republican / conservative agenda will go .... they want to ban sex in this life ... because they'll know we'll go hog wild in the afterlife

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

Oh boy, it's not about ghosts, it's about werewolves aka furry porn.

As a strict monogamist, the only paranormal sex I'm interested in is if my SO turns.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Isn't this viewpoint why "until death do us part" is a thing?

I'm cool with my SO not parting after death, provided we can still get the romance on.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I typed a long message, then asked my wife what she thought about the concepts raised.

She informed me that you might be metaphorically pulling my chain.

If you are, well done! I was fooled. Though tricking someone as socially oblivious as I isn't that much of an achievement, I still appreciate the joke.

If you are not, I am happy to discuss the philosophies of committed relationships, but my (very inexpert) main points would be:

  • one should honor all commitments
  • commitments can be ethically renegotiated with the informed consent of all involved parties
  • at the end of the commitment (ie, death in this case), termination or renegotiation is also fair (even if the same commitment is the end result)

edit: corrected an individual word.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

He's kind of a big deal there (one of the mods).

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

[Beverly Crusher intensifies]

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 hours ago

"Let me just light my paranormal romance lantern"

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 3 hours ago

I believe the poet Roy Parker Jr said it best, "Bustin' makes me feel good."

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 hour ago

And if you've got ghosts--freaky ghosts--he wants you to call.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm over in the science section across the store.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Ghosts aren't my thing, but I don't judge.

Unless they're Confederate Civil War ghosts, then I'm going to judge.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What if you, also, are a ghost?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 56 minutes ago

I'd sneak into the movies without paying!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Sure, but would you sneak into a car?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago
[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

So uhh, how do you know about these?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I, uh... I made these.

Finding the original book covers will serve as a questionable Google search in my impending subpoena(s).

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

This had to be done, huh? Lol

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Rule of Acquisition #9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Daniella Fetish sounds more like a name kink than a pen name.

[-] don@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago

Is that Gates McFadden in the last one lol

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago

All of them.

[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago

Ghost fucker all the way baybee!!!!!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh no. It's a whole genre?!

[-] CityPop@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

My daddy was a pervert and I'm a pervert’s son

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Why not both?

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