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nearly 20 years ago, when WoW was just about to launch, my friends and I had been looking for an MMO to get into that would be interesting, fun, and have pvp. and I distinctly remember the vibe being cautiously optimistic with"well, Blizzard is great. I bet they're going to do a great job."

and they did. it was visually stunning, had lots to explore, very polished experience and it engaged us all for years.

it's hard to reconcile those days with today, where if somebody told me blizzard was making some new major game, my first impulse would be to shrug and wonder why anyone still cared.

I remember being enthralled playing through a copy of StarCraft 2 I "appropriated" from a friend's house (yes I was that friend, we exist and we DID steal your copy of that game you thought you lost). The story was pretty damn good by the standards of videogames, especially at the time, and I basically ate slept and breathed that campaign for the week or so I was playing it. StarCraft 2 had so much hype and totally failed to live up to the quality of that campaign.

It's not even a matter of rose tinted glasses, Wings of Liberty was decent and was pretty well-produced but all its best moments were just callbacks to sc1 and brood war.

(And JESUS CHRIST, nobody who gave two fucks about that storyline was asking for all the boring trite Kerrigan redemption plotline across sc2's campaigns, brood war was sick because it specifically tossed aside the idea that she wanted to be redeemed, she was a great character and villain until they just made her sci-fi Sylvanas Windrunner. My theory is that all the now-obvious sexism at Blizzard is why they cannot conceive of a woman having a role in a story that isn't ultimately concerned with her being fixed for the sake of a dude who wants their cool monster gf to become a blonde wife)

How naive I was to think Overwatch 2 would actually get half the things they advertised for.

Turned out to just be an enshittified version of the original.

It's been downhill since the people that actually made the older classic games left (and received tweets saying "FUCK THAT LOSER" on their way out) and those that remained or came later described themselves as "rock stars" and were too busy getting high on their own farts and being sex pests to maintain their undeserved reputation.

Remember kids, Blizzard has been gone for years, and is now simply a collection of intellectual property owned by Activision.

Starcraft Ghost could not be made today because having a badass female protag is woke even if she's

I'll never be able to think about Blizzard or any of their games again without thinking of that hilarious horrifying story of one of their employees stealing a coworker's breast milk from the fridge. Like, it's so disgusting and perverse and invasive, it actually loops back around to being a little funny. It sounds like a dumb Nick Mullen bit, like how is that real? How pathetic and weird do you have to be to do something like that? Actual freak shit, actual freak behavior. Imagine being that poor fucking woman, just knowing for the rest of your life that the milk your body worked so hard to produce to feed your beloved child, an ancient primal mammalian biological tradition between mother and child going back millions of years, some fucking anonymous bozo compsci grad who wears pre-faded superhero tees from target stole it and... did who knows god what with it. Drank it? Jacked off with it? Who fucking knows?! And she just has to live with that now?!

as much as I enjoyed Overwatch at its height, I can't see it or WoW or anything else Blizzard related without remembering

"oh yeah, the fucking tiddy milk guys. the mommy's milker thieves. the grown toddlers who stole some lady's milk."

like its so absurd that its hilarious. what an absolute embarrassment and disgrace that they didn't use any company resources to find out who this loser was and name and shame him - they're a massive company, you can't tell me those fuckers didn't have security cameras in their office. And if they didn't, well they pretty fucking clearly need cameras to supervise their gamer staff from stealing each other's precious bodily fluids.

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