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[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 hour ago

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 hour ago

That's not how testicles work.

[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 6 points 51 minutes ago

Not with that attitude

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 18 minutes ago

It's not how ovaries work either. Where's the comment about that?

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

I don't have any of those, so I'm not qualified to comment.

[-] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

My balls are as big as babies I don't know what you mean.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 56 minutes ago

Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 53 minutes ago

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 5 points 48 minutes ago

Best compliment I've had all day!

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 40 points 3 hours ago

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Sometimes in the same transaction.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Are you sure it isn't "Grandpa?" Because that's how I read it.

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Nah, grandpa probably low-key wants some grandkids but that kind of open pressure is nearly always mother -> daughter.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

A wannabe pop-pop on the loose.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Maybe you shouldn't have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I mean, yeah. These are the kind of people whose skeletons should be found on the couch in front of a still running television by whoever shows up to evict them for failure to pay taxes because they didn't have anyone in their lives willing and able to put them in a home.

Bedsore Meadows is the luxurious death option.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 17 points 4 hours ago

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 7 points 3 hours ago

Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 85 points 6 hours ago

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Replace the "or else" with an "and" and you are describing my parents.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 58 points 5 hours ago

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 10 points 5 hours ago

Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...

WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 hours ago

Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.

[-] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Plot twist. Daughter is 12

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 21 points 5 hours ago

These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.

Truly fucking clueless.

Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.

[-] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 hours ago

People just assuming bad faith, I would totally get a "my grandchildren are in my selfish son's balls" sticker for my parents if it weren't a wierd thing to put on a car.

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