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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

Trump names Rudy Giuliani as cybersecurity adviser

Rudy Giuliani needed Apple genius help to unlock his iPhone after being named Trump cybersecurity adviser

Giuliani’s actions call into question his understanding of basic security measures, two former FBI cyber experts told NBC News.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s a mild relief that the most incompetent dipshits in Washington are the ones who tried to overthrow democracy.

I’m worried they won’t be as incompetent next time.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A lot of red states have put laws into place to make usurping the election all but a certainty.

This may very well be the last democratic election that we'll have in our lifetime if we're not careful.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Raising my children, I got painfully aware of how "lasts" work.

The last time your baby asks you to pick them up. The last time they ask you to take them trick-or-treating. The last time you read a bedtime story.

The one thing that is common to all the lasts is you never know it was the last time until it's too late. It's always already a memory. At the time it seemed like every other time so you didn't even savor it.

What I'm trying to say is, if they manage to usurp the election this time, then 2024 won't be the last democratic election. The last democratic election would be the previous one.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

My tinfoil hat theory is the Rs have progressively put increasingly stupid people into the party to see how much the nation will tolerate. This started with Bush Jr., then tried with the tea party, backed off a bit, and let it bake for a while.

Then, once they got their ducks in a row, they got behind Trump. Someone so fucking stupid that anything he tried, they would just chalk up to insanity. When they saw it worked, they went all in, now with a fucking plan in Project 2025. Now ANYONE they put in ANY leadership role knows exactly what to do to burn it all to the ground.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prosecutors said Giuliani failed to send the message because “he put the wrong number into his phone,” prosecutors wrote.

I wonder if any of those random texts I get are from this chuckle fuck.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Text back now to overthrow democracy!"

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago

"Sir, this is Four Seasons Landscaping".

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Any New Yorkers here? I'm interested in your perspective on Giuliani. I only have a cursory knowledge of him. He first came to my attention when he made headlines busting some crime family as a DA way back when. Then he was in the news a lot as the mayor of NYC during 9/11. He seemed pretty respected at the time? I dunno. And next thing you know, he resurfaces as an enforcer for the Trump administration, winding up getting disbarred and generally shunned by society. I guess I'm curious as to whether he was always a scumbag or grew into the role?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

NY metro here at the time. He was close to being shunned by 2001. He wasn't performing well, he wasn't that smart, he wasn't effective. Then 9/11/01 we suddenly all had to band together. Nothing saves a term in office like massive tragedy in which everyone is emotionally charged and any act of rebuilding is "doing their best". His platform prior to that was that he was tough on crime and took credit for a drop, but you can see the trend started prior to his terms and there was a national drop as well, so it's not his sole doing. The 80s were a terrible time in NYC, way more dangerous than whatever fears the right enstills in their following today. Plus, statewide/nation wide impression of him won't match the city's impression, since he was still conservative. I will say, he wasn't as far into conservatism in his policies as he and his cohorts are now. So while he may not have been as favorable across the board, he wasn't so polarizing.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing saves a term in office like massive tragedy

See: Bush, George W.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a friendly quiet older guy who chokes on pretzels like the rest of us at best, puppet for war profiteers at worst. Certainly not really responsible for any of the travesties related to him. He was just reading a book to children.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t believe he was dumb enough to fall for all that shit. He was just as complicit as the rest of them. And since he’s the one at the top, he bears ultimate responsibility. Ergo, he is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. I wish that pretzel was a little bigger.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Meant as sarcasm, but I get it

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

That's very interesting. Thanks for the write-up. Reminds me a bit of the premier of Ontario where I am. Started life as a petty drug dealer before getting into right-wing politics, and quickly fell out of popularity cutting services and tearing down wind turbines across the province. But with his career on the rocks, the pandemic suddenly hit. That was basically his 9/11 and people rallied behind him. Never mind that his previous cuts to healthcare had exacerbated the crisis. But he's back to his douchebag ways now.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weren't the 70s worse than the 80s? I mean around 1975 when the city ran out of money.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's probably a split decade of 75-85. The 80s are probably worse by raw volume, the 70s are probably worse per capita. It all depends on which stats you look at. It also depends on what's reported. Supposedly, part of Giuliani's improvement comes from recategorizing crimes into untracked categories. Losing money would also have a delayed effect as the missing funds trickle down

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He was always a scum bag, but 911 made him seem like a golden boy for a little while.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Was there any chance for being against the war on terror or the government? Sincerely for like 10 years I felt you could easily get suckerpunched for just seeming hesitant about Iraq's invasion or saying something negative about America's Mayor.

[–] Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago
[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Giuliani, Cuomo, Bloomberg, Adams....

Somewhere along the line, I'm sure NYC has had a decent mayor, but the recent history has been pretty fucked up.

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had to look up who was mayor during the pandemic. Bill de Blasio. I just remember seeing an overhead view on CNN and thinking "Is that an honest to god mass grave in NYC?!?" That's a hell of a legacy.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The graves on Hart Island are over a century old. NYC is huge and lots of people die without anyone to handle their body. It's unfortunate framing of the island's use when people suddenly wanted to pay attention. The morgue trucks were real to isolate covid bodies, I will add. But the island didn't exactly do anything differently than be a graveyard like it was since the Civil War

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

A ok. Thanks for the clarification.

[–] hersh@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

Never liked him, but I acknowledge that he had some effective economic policies during his time as mayor. He was at least competent and sane. He went completely off the rails a long time ago, though.

He's often credited with cleaning up Times Square, which was known for prostitution back in the 80s. But honestly, he reaped what his predecessors sowed to a large degree.

He used 9/11 like his personal sword and shield. He was lucky to be in a prominent position related the biggest and least controversial issue in America. I don't imagine he ever would have been on the national stage otherwise. He was pretty much at the natural end of his career before then.

NYC has a history of conservative mayors, which seems a bit odd since we're so solidly liberal in federal elections. It sure doesn't help when we get a Democrat as infantile and corrupt as our current mayor, Eric Adams. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_prosecution_of_Eric_Adams

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"You're gonna be there hic right, Casey?"

"Where, Rudy?"

"At the Capitol! When Trump strides in, amongst all his armed supporters to take back the Presidency! hic *burp*"

"What are you talking about Rudy?"

"Uhhhh . . nevermind! hic"

Are there any states that this wasn't attempted in?

I just assumed they tried every state.