Donate blood.
Blood is transfusioned into a guy
Guy gets a boner
Your blood in his rod
You gave a guy a boner
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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any bro would do it
Fellas? 🤔
And I'd do it again for any of the lads
Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.
Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.
We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.
Not from a Jedi
Our cells are literally shared
Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.
afaik plasma donations don't include cells
In short: "see you later virigns"
I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”
And thanks to you, so do I now...
I mean, it is basically all Latin words
... Who?
Terrible choice of name
Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.
Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.
During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.