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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

projected to become first trillionaire

Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.

Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they'll be a millionaire.

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Tesla shareholders approved a $50 billion remuneration package for him a few months ago

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Dead set on selling Mars as the new Earth while making Earth the new Venus.

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Every planet just moves up in the queue. Earth will become Venus, Mars will become Earth, Jupiter becomes Mars and so on.

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Just repair Earth first you fuck

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

"We'll figure it out when we get there!" my-hero says about Martian colonization while fucking failing and making the problems much worse here on a still-inhabitable planet.

[-] Sausage@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

A guy I know told me that we need starship when I sent him some doomer climate news. People are cooked and would rather put their faith in a South African idiot than change their behaviour, or fight for a different economic system.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And he's the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift i-cant

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Where does k-holing yourself and knocking up any woman that looks at you fit into this?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

He has the most out of control Main Character Syndrome thing going on that I've ever seen, so impregnating feeemales and trying to make half-clones of himself sounds like spreading the only "light of consciousness" that matters: his own. And the drugs? Well, as a Main Character, K-holing means he can temporarily forget how many people are now mocking him when he was once an unassailable icon of le science and le engineering while being unqualified at both.

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

My immediate assumption is that the chemically induced involuntary introspection from the k would make the ridicule feel even worse. But then I realized I'm not a malignant narcissist, so it probably works different for him. Anyhow, my takeaway is that someone needs to puddle his ass with a super soaker full of liquid LSD... So we can see what happens for, uhhh, science. Yeah, that's right.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does anyone really even believe this dude isn't on a downward trajectory? I don't think anyone's going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.

These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It's not fuckin' happening, dawg.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

It's possible he may get even larger sums of Burgerland public funding in the future. That alone may do it, as long as it keeps piling on faster than he can piss it away on his own hubris and stupidity.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

wet fart noise

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

It's what the treat printer provides when prompted with "E~L~O~N but with all the gender affirmation treatments imaginable that he would otherwise deny to everyone he hates."

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

As if that techno dick wouldn't just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g

Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.

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