Wow he took a quirk of our brain's text processing that I find fascinating... and made me hate the shit out of it
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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He is Shidas. Everything he touches turns to shit.
I'm Mr. Crapmeiser. I'm Number Two.
I'm Mr Hard-to-flush. I'm Mr. Doodie-doo.
Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!
I feel a rush.
this man is really stuck in 2005
I hope he posts about le bacon next!
"Guys, guys - here's a spoiler about my French 'particularly impressive or remarkable' tweet I'm going post 1m before 12:01 am that's gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!'
God he's so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.
People keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.
the mental of a 17 year old
I wore a T-shirt in middle school that said "Big Richard" and at the bottom it said, "but my friends call me Dick".
I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit
Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
"See my opinion is that ~~the Jar Jar character~~ Elon Musk isn't inherently ~~racist~~ sophomoric as he is broadly offensive"
'Really'
"Yeah, he's annoying in a more metaphysical sense."
'So what...he bugs your soul?'
"Actually, yes"
Just like textbook sexual harassment
Ah yes, the adult joke section at Spencer's Gifts. Timeless humor.
epic meme lord troll 
50something acting like he's 15. 
his wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach
i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself
lol so randum *holds up spork*
Most desperate divorced absentee parent.
If Elon Musk never got scratched he'd have so many custom made Soyjaks of him it's unreal. Musk is peak Redditor.
It does bewilder me that the loss of 
's reputation among most people was just about entirely self inflicted.
someone has to do the thing
omg he's such a troll xDDDD
A very normal guy who wants everyone to think about his genitalia all the time