Why can’t I throw a fit like this when I wanna get laid and can’t? My teenage years would have been much easier were I able to blow off steam like this guy.
Incelephant
Came here to make this joke hahaha
"I'm a nice guy too. And these bitches won't even give me a trunkjob..."
I wish I had more upvotes to dole out hahaha
I would love to see an artist make a logo of an elephant wearing a fedora, with a neck beard, saying “m’lady”.
My first thought when I saw it!
There's a fascinating podcast about how breaking up the social structures of elephants can lead to this rampaging behavior (second hand source, but I'm too lazy to check the references):
Fight Like An Animal: What Elephants Can Teach Us About Civil War
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1052548/5743684-what-elephants-can-teach-us-about-civil-war.mp3
Testosterone's a hell of a drug
Yup. Male elephants go through something called "musth" where they have many times the normal amount of testosterone in their body.
What about that elephant over there?
Oh him, that’s Kyle
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