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[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No photoshopped fez on Adams' head 6/10

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

one of my top 3 dream jobs would be to sit in a room with these assholes and riff headlines.

like no other responsibilities or whatever, just some shitty conference room, unlimited diet soda, tons of take out options. a nerf ball to toss around.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

The walls impregnated with the smell of cheap burned coffee

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Think this type of tabloid is what that character saterizes

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

It is, it's just amusing to see in reality

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Leave it to a cop to break the law in the stupidest way possible, I have more opsec buying weed from my regular plug

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago
[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is it with everyone in government shilling for turkey, specifically?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

They want the illegal kofte

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

You do not, under any circumstances,

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

fucking bullseye.

NYP headline editorial room, you have done it again.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Now I just really want Adams to show up to court and press conferences wearing a large turban.

[–] Luna@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Grand Theft Ottoman kelly

[–] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Campaign contributions and airline tickets have to be the most boring bribes ever.

At least when santos-peace got caught it was funny: lying about everything, wanted in Brazil, steam games, spa visits, onlyfans.

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Man Liberty city fucked rn

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I know, i was rooting for those o's shrug-outta-hecks

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Russia: "We're going to tilt the scales in American elections to get someone friendlier to us in the White House."

Turkey: "Oh yeah? Watch this..."