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submitted 3 months ago by dessalines@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's nothing left from Russia anymore.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

the thing with russian is that it's not spoken only by russians. Russian-speaking part of the internet is quite large actually.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
...
Fuck....

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Argh, politics in IT.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Surprised nobody has complained so far about the Rust comparison. I guess any objection would appear to prove the point, or at least reinforce the "evangelist" stereotype.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you answered your own question :)

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be pedantic, I didn't ask a question, I just said I was surprised! I am still surprised.

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[–] panzo@lemy.lol 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Assembly is Turk, started everything.

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[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages

FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.

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[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fortran is Proto-Indo-Germanic or whatever it's called again

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is great.

If I could make one change, there's so many funnier languages that could have been Esperanto. I would have taken a shameless jab at F#, myself.

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