In my implacable search to bring you content, I had to read this meme, which means you do too.
That certainly is one of the sentences of all time.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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I wish it wasn't
Word?
I think I feel a fever comin' on. 🤒
are you sure you want to be bred by "bred pudding"
"Honey, grab the lube, I need you to take my temperature!"
I'ma be real, when you are sick, do you get more horny? I'ma be real, my mind wanders like crazy!
I am rarely sick but when I do a hot comedian appears, I feel a sense of humor so high I can't control, I don't really get horny mostly because I'm single but the jokes that cross my mind when I'm feverish are crazy
When I'm sick I don't really have the initiative to be horny, I think. If someone else initiated it though...
i feel like this is such a reasonable mutation for a disease to pick up. like someone was playing pandemic 2
😂 You're not wrong there! That was a fun game.
Yeah same, some of the most horny I have ever been was when I was sick
I don't 🤷♀️
It's either a 14 year old dipshit trying to be funny, or an ai hallucinated 14 year old trying to be serious.
I'm very a gay and i can vouch that this person seems like a real gay
They don't boil hotdogs at 7-11. They use one of those roller grills.
Not in my country
Fair enough.
Wait until they learn what can happen when its cold enough outside. There's a legitimate reason that climbing naked into a sleeping bag together is recommended for hypothermia, but until you've got that core temperature back up ...
In 2021, no less 🫢
Man was living life dangerously
I'm puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.