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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which is worse, the fact that he is doing shit like claimIng the eggs cost 4 bucks while standing in front of price tags that directly contradict his lips flapping, or the fact that his intended audience buys it up wholesale, all the while not acknowledging the eggs price tag?

It makes my brain itch sometimes.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I guess depending on the week I've seen eggs spike to $4 in some places.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Best not to dwell on it lol

[–] context@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do i summon more jd vance disco elysium posting? i feel like there's a lot to explore here.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

dm @DiscoPosting@hexbear.net and work something out?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"whatever makes sense."

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

up-yours-woke-moralists would love this shit, and probably does.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

kermit-pain has been awefully quiet as of late.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it's the two year old gulping down twelve of the eggs and he's slowly turning into a termite queen-esque immobile tube of flesh

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

"Honey, look! Junior's getting his first mandible bumps!"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

"Immediately after the photo was taken Vance bellowed 'MIND FREAK!', threw the eggs on the floor, looked confusedly at the mess he made, then smugly asked 'still, where'd all the egg yolk come from?'"

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!