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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

[-] Hyperdinobeast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago

We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro

[-] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Politicians are a minority group.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.

[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Robespierre has entered the chat.

[-] Relentless_Blinky@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago

Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.

[-] AlexDrago@ani.social 21 points 1 year ago

It's probably for a noble cause

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

any day now...

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Y'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.

[-] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

Getting ready....

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