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[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 99 points 1 year ago

This is more depressing than it is funny

[–] Subject6051@lemmy.ml 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (20 children)

As an Indian, I would like to congratulate everyone here, you tax returns are here, but there is a spelling mistake in your name and it would take $5000 to correct it, please call 1800420SCAM to get your refund.

bad jokes aside, these are the scum of the country and I am sorry for this shit.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If we're apologizing for national issues that aren't our fault, I'd like to say sorry for mass-shootings, exploiting poor people and the widening wealth-gap, and (worst of all) obnoxiously loud Americans abroad!

[–] Getallen@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a dutchie, i'd like to be sorry for not stopping slavery earlier, the NSB, and Auschwitz!

[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should say something about apartheid

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[–] Subject6051@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would also like to apologize for Indian tiktok videos. That's a crime on humanity no one's speaking about. We were so tired of tiktok that we banned it :')

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[–] Spliffman1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The obnoxiously loud American tourists.... They are beyond obnoxious 😅, it's really incredible. Maybe you guys could have a qualifying exam or training course for the ones that travel to other countries as tourists. They are not good ambassadors at all lol

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

Hey! Someone from India!

I watch lots of scambaiting videos and I know all about the public sentiment you guys have about scammers

It's a damn shame the police in India are so easy to bribe... not that American cops are any better

American cops will rob you and then arrest you too.

There's normally at least one person waiting at the door to every scam call center waiting to give a big bag of money to the police to go away

Sometimes the guy at the door will direct the cops to a legit call center to throw them off

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I know it clearly works, and old people do definitely fall for it, but I'll never understand how. What part of the script makes it sound reasonable that the IRS would want amazon gift cards instead of, you know, a cash transfer or something?

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

They make it sound like they are only notifying you that you are about to be arrested. They don't ask for payment and fake refuse the first offer if the mark offers. Then, when the madk is very worried they are about to go to jail, it is much easier for them to believe whatever because it's harder to think when you are panicking. So something like "our payment system is down so we cant take payment with cards right now. You need to pay within 30 minutes or I can't reverse it. I guess I can pay out of pocket, but you need to get me the equal amount of gift cards" or some shit like that.

[–] hstde@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gullible, scared, lack of critical thinking, blindly following authorities, there are many reasons. It's not only old people, thought.

[–] Hardeehar@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Don't forget pathological problems like forgetfulness, dementia, and Alzheimer's. Scammers have no qualms with stealing from people with disabilities.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm convinced it's because a shit load of old people have committed, and so far gotten away with, serious crimes at some point.

Random calls from "authority" decades later stun locks their brain in a memory loop.

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thats equally dark and intriguing. Can you elaborate how you arrived at this conclusion? What serious crimes have you „believably“ heard of so far?

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[–] efstajas@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Many real scams are not this obvious, plus a lot of old people are senile to some degree, which these scammers are exploiting. My grandma was contacted by "her bank" about verifying her identity, and after a few minutes of establishing a backstory they asked her for her debit card info including CVV. It all sounded very legit, and they even "transferred her to another department" with hold music and everything. Luckily, she didn't fall for it.

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

along with other replies generally you become more gullible/less able to think of alternative explanations as you age, so even some "obvious" scams look legit

[–] DrM@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

It's the amount of money that makes it worth it. If they are successfull the amount is usually something like $10,000-$30,000. If they are only successful once every 2000 calls thats still worth it. Now you would say 2000 calls with 50 people in a call center means they are only successful once every few days and you are totally correct. But you have to put this into consideration with what they are usually paid. If you work in IT for huge companies like Accenture or McKinsey you will earn around 8-10k if you are in upper management and 6-8k if you are a normal worker. That's yearly. So every successful scam for these scam companies pays up to 5 peoples yearly salary

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[–] LambChop@aussie.zone 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I get unexplainable joy watching scammers get scammed on YouTube.

My favourite scam scammer is kitboga.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kitboga's work is just epic. With all the programs he develops, sound effects, other people to help him, etc he uses it's just like a modern day version of a radio hear play.

It isn't just entertainment, it's art.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And he's literally doing good! Every minute a scammer is being baited is time they can't try to scam innocent people...

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[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol, I literally read the title in his "old woman voice" 😂

[–] LambChop@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago
[–] mathterdark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

“WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”

Classic.

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yet they still have the courage to say "my generation was smarter than kids these days"

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give it a few decades, we’ll all be just as stupid.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've known stupid people my age no matter my age

I also defy anyone reading this not to have done something dumb in their lives

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Dumb people are the most courageous, no?

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

People only think theyre smarter because there wasnt social media to show how stupid they really were.

[–] npz@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're all gonna get old and some of us are going to get dementia. I have a hard time pointing at vulnerable people whose brains are nearly expired and saying "Haha jeez what noobs, how could they be such idiots?"

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's pretty easy when they do the same to younger people.

Autistic? No you're not you're just an asshole.

ADHD? No you're not you're just lazy and annoying.

Fuck em. Not my fault they voted against their self interests to the point they can't get medical assistance for their brain rot.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone who is autistic, I sometimes come off as brash. I try to hard to get everyone to like me, but I speak without a filter.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a moment with one of these around 2010. Car insurance scam and these weren’t in the news all the time. Much lower pressure and I still had my card in my hand before I thought to ask what model car I had. He hung up.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm kinda convinced Dell sold my details to Indian scammers. I didn't have my laptop long before I started getting calls from "Dell Apple Microsoft tech support" about the computer sending them virus reports. I'm sure wanting me to let them remote into the machine, or run some other computer-based scam.

They had to have gotten the info from Dell; they knew the model number of the machine.

So I had someone who spoke with a thick accent wanting me to press Ctrl+Alt+R or whatever the run dialog hotkey in Windows is and run some commands. So I did exactly what he wanted me to do. And nothing happened. Because Linux Mint doesn't bind anything to Ctrl+Alt+R by default. Last thing I heard him say was "Listen, you fucking guy..."

I should have wasted more of his time, the parasite.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had the complete opposite experience with a client where the scammer kept telling me to click on the Start menu even after I goaded him by telling him we were on a Mac. No ability to shift the scheme.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

The scams are run by professional call centers. Sometimes as a side business of an otherwise normal call center. The people working there are call center workers. They have a script and they follow the script. They could have no knowledge of the underlying tech at all.

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

My wife and I cared for her grandmother in her final years. This old woman learned to hand the phone to me when it was a scammer because I'd hassle them with whatever persona I wanted to use that day. I'm no Kitboga but she thought it was funny. And nobody got any money from her.

It seemed like they would try to get some small amount from her at first - like $250. She got caught out by it once, where she paid them the small amount, then they would come back "needing" a larger (five-figure) amount.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

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[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

If it's important, they'll leave a message so I can call them back. That's my policy if I don't recognize the number.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Here in Canada we have tons of "your package is here and you need to pay fees/taxes to get it" scam calls and texts. It sounds reasonable enough if you are actually waiting for a package and aren't too savy about these things. The worst part is real delivery companies do sometimes contact you that way, though they usually text you and direct you to their site which can be verified (always always check the URL of the site and also make sure it's HTTPS). Still I once disregarded a real one asking me to pay taxes and ended up actually delaying my package.

The most disgusting ones I've gotten are the immigration scam calls, basically "there's a problem with your PR card or it's expired or something and if you don't pay a fee right now you'll be deported." In Mandarin too, really exploiting the fears of immigrants. I'm still trying to figure out if it's actually targeted since I actually am a Chinese immigrant (now a Canadian citizen so don't even have a PR card anymore) or if they just randomly call different numbers, but I've only gotten robocalls in English or Mandarin which I speak and no other languages, so IDK. Anyone know?

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're in Toronto or have a Toronto number they target Mandarin since it's incredibly prevalent in the city. Those are also the only 2 languages I receive as well.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People who fall for scams like those aren't always stupid.

They're not always old people

With the IRS scam, they usually use the remote desktop software they direct you to to lock you out of your device

Then they'll extort you for the thousands of dollars worth of gift cards

After they have the codes from the gift cards they'll exchange them for crypto currency and/or sell them for even more than what's on them

And after the scam is done they keep the connections on all the remote desktop apps open so they can spy on them for future scams

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[–] regalia@literature.cafe 10 points 1 year ago

If only they did their own research

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God where did you find this image?

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