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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You fuckers have fried butter sticks...

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lmao who the fuck told you that?

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind

[–] StopJoiningWars 3 points 3 months ago

Typical American ego trip: "if I don't know about it then it must be false".

How's your high horse, buddy?

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there's nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of "Bean on toast"

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that's an olive, but your point still stands lol

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

this dish literally killed a guy last year

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don't want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you're going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.