I have genuinely never met a Zionist in real life who wasn't Eric Cartman levels of fascist.

The Zionist entity has reached George W Bush in 2003 levels of deranged.

Similar vibes of Christian fundies:

"But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

"If enough atrocities are done, we can forcibly start Revelations and that'd be fucking awesome!"

"You've already lost because I depicted you as the Gogjak and myself as the Chad-sen People!"

Easiest Lion of Damascus set up of my life

Gog & Magog? hmm nah, I gotta go with

But seriously, this shit has permeated america since the invasion of Iraq. I remember good little indoctrinated chudlings in like middle school talking about "terrorist countries" representing this prophetic bullshit. The country is truly irredeemable, and it's undeniable when you get an up close look at how this prophesy driven death cult has willingly made their children yearn for global destruction.

Dubya also believed in that shit.

Bush, Gog and Magog

Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, a well-sourced story claims Bush invaded Iraq because of Bible prophecies

Mon 10 Aug 2009

Here's a story we should all be ashamed of missing: George W Bush attempted to sell the invasion of Iraq to Jacques Chirac using biblical prophecy.

My pain belongs to the divine

Curious if anyone actually gets this reference

really glad I've got covid as an excuse to avoid my parents for a minute, definitely not trying to hear about this in person

We must combat this with our strongest latheposters

Slob on Magog like corn on the cob, check in with me, then do your gog

Reinventing protestant nationalism.

Israel is really an americana theme park

bomb shelter nationalism

More like MAGAg.

Here's yesterday's article (from their OMG section: "Oh my gosh! News that causes you to pause, express shock, excitement or disbelief - weird news, crazy news, fun news.") , but it looks like they publish an article every time someone mentions Magog:

Joel Rosenberg, an end-times author, and editor-in-chief of All Israel News, known for his analyses of Middle Eastern politics and biblical prophecies, speculated that we might be in the early stages of the Gog and Magog war. During November, he outlined scenarios where Israel's recent military actions could either lead to a period of peace or signal the beginning of this prophesied war. Rosenberg commented, “Scenario two is that we are in the early stages of Gog and Magog. I'm not saying that we are because things that aren't in the text are happening right now.”

Oh, okay.

Guys standing in the same pose as those images saying that Jeb! won all the electoral college votes