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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.

I leached you like a vampire, Adam.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

That's almost as much work as learning it!

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

This is especially funny because I think there's only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it's like the easiest instrument, haha.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's harder when playing plinky plonk though.

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[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I did the same for the piano tbh. I was better at rhythm games than parsing sheet music so I'd practice and memorise pieces on something like Synthesia.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Haha. The seal really sells it.

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seal of approval 🎷🦭

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

I think non-musicians can tell a cello from a violin and a tuba from a trumpet.

[-] pocopene@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.

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[-] PsyKiere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've had multiple people call my baritone saxophone a trumpet... It's funny and sad everytime

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

The amount of times people have called my trumpet a saxophone, or my trombone a saxophone, or my clarinet a saxophone, or my melodica a saxophone, or my saxophone a saxophone apauls me.

Never call someone a saxophone; not only is it rude, it's a slur and against the law.

Appalls. Unless I've missed a new slang word for getting into drag.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I love blowing my Fagott.

Same in most languages (a variation of fagott).

[-] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I only recognize one epic saxophone guy and it isn't george michael.

[-] ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, 13 years ago... I feel like that dude at the end of the Last Crusade.

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[-] ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

People: "This is a xylophone."

Musicians: "It's metallic, hint hint."

People: "Yes, it's a metallic xylophone."

Musicians:

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Glockenspiel is just fun to say though.....

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

My sister plays both the violin and the big violin.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Simultaneously??

[-] homesnatch@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

My sister is the big violin.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

As a musician, this is how I feel when talking to percussionists. Pretty much anything that makes a sound can be used for percussion and plenty of them have been given specific names: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_percussion_instruments

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My favorite percussion instrument, "alarm device"

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said "write that down, write that down!"

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm an amateur musician and can tell the difference between different kinds of saxomophone, between cellos and violas, and so on. But, there are a lot of things I'd just call "drums" that have specialty names. I mean, how many names are there for "large upright drum that you play with your fingertips and thumbs while it sits between your legs"?

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Squidward flute" made me cringe so hard I almost passed out. God please tell me none of you are actually that lame

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I've ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn't been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn't be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

*careless whisper* is a really weird way to spell Baker Street

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wow, I know the saxophone reference but clearly have never heard the actual song. That transition to and from the singer on acoustic is jarring. The sax part is completely out of place in this song, or the singer is. It feels like they put two completely separate ideas together and shrugged.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sing us a song, you're the plink-ploink man

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I like to call saxophones "sexy trumpets"

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mayonnaise.
All of them.

[-] tibi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Keyboard players: everything is keys

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't see mayonnaise on either list?

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

First of all, guy on the right isn't just a non musician, he's an ignoramus.

Second, Careless Whisper is only the THIRD most iconic sax song after Baker Street and Run Away (Eurovision origin of Epic Sax Guy)

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me, a normie: Nerdy noisemakers

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't cello be part of the "Squidward Flute" group?

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