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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[in jest, humor] Elon Musk needs to be stabbed in the fuckin head

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

The difference is you're probably not a cishet white billionaire saying that.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In what world is "hmm no one's trying to assassinate Harris or Biden thinking emoji" a joke or even indicative of a joke? Even if I was an Elonglazer, I have no cue in that sentence telling me I should laugh at m'lords jesting

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I've had some very chuddy coworkers and biological family that would say hateful shit and retreat to "it was just a joke!" as a Schrodinger's Asshole tactic.

This might exceed that level of bloodthirsty cowardice.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Elon, did you make that joke to people who you pay a salary to? And they're the only one's who laughed? Looking into this.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is he upset people took the Taylor Swift tweet to be really creepy or did he say something else dumb?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

It's specifically this tweet:

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

What a dumb sack of shit. He brings all the vibes down.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Fucking around:

{ speech-l | fuckin-deservejokermala}
melon-musk


Finding out:

billionaire-tears

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows for a joke to be funny, the delivery has to be cipher text.