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[–] FermiEstimate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago

Biblically-accurate Ace Combat aircraft.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your missile pods don't have missile pods on their missile pods, then can you really say you're missiling? Furthermore, if your missiles can't transform into drones and back, are you really living in 2024?

Like, imagine it for a moment. Solid fuel rocket on a missile pod that has more missile pods attached. All the pods fire, releasing drones that come swarming out. The now-empty pod shells begin to break apart and tumble unpredictably through the air and slam into random objects, creating chaos while the drones swoop in and drop grenades everywhere.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Teach me your ways, senpai.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One gun + another gun = more gun. This is basic math. They could have taught you this in NCD 101 if you'd paid attention.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Pffh, please. Like Elon, I dropped out on Day 2 and found some fun to have.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pre-emptive strike on this title before the chuds report it. "Fagin" is the NATO reporting name for China's Chengdu J-20 aircraft https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chengdu_J-20

More NATO reporting names: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_reporting_name

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

NCD is more cost efficient than war college. All we're missing in the curriculum is beach volleyball.

[–] AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like my kerbal space program builds

Moooore boosters.

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

one big ass booster powered kamikaze hornet

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

God damnit Boeing, stick to your F-15ex, don't fuck up something that actually works!!!

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Navy just jealous they don't have a missile truck like the f15.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A touch of Cygnus Spaceworks to the design.