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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not what Kafkaesque or lawful stupid means

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't it great to have the richest and most powerful and influential people on the planet be really fucking ignorant? joker-amerikkklap

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'd say its Kafkaesque

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Hey Elon, go fuck yourself" - Love from Planet Earth

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a Lovecraftian way to be so Orwellian. smuglord

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This comment is so Dadaesque

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

a wordsworthian rebuttal, only i retort in an ee cummingsian way

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

If only Musk turned into a bug bug-facts

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not what lawful stupid means either

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

my-hero is the kind of asshole that would go out of his way to belittle and sideline the rest of the party, demand center stage attention at all times, get really mad if his character (that is basically himself with better stats) took damage or had negative consequences, and above all else would abuse and exploit and outright harm NPCs on a whim and then insist he's "chaotic good."

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

This is like when libs learned "intersectional"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he finally watched that one episode of mission hill

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Please no meat touching

[–] RION@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Vince Gilligan:

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

I've read one Kafka book and it's a guy dreading his case and being promptly executed. 10/10 efficient government, real ones can only dream of such efficiency

[–] sadchip@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

okay but what does that word mean

i keep getting called kafkaesque plz help

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

i keep getting called kafkaesque

If you work at a government office and there was a line to see you, someone might have had to wait a while and got mad.