No u r owl
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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You are an owl, all owls go to heaven.
No, you seem to be a little stinky and you post a lot but you're cool
Idk but you're a dirt owl
No, you’re a chad person 
What are the accusations levied at you?
I don't know but owl be watching you
Your Honor, I hardly think the defendant should be addressing the jury in this manner 
I don't know, do you eat mice and vomit their bones?
you're an owl, I'm a political subdivision; we're both physically incapable of being bad people
No.
Maybe if you took a friggin' bath more people would like you, STINKY
Since you asked me to be real, I love you dirt_owl, in a manner of speaking, whether you're a good person or not. Eat that.
what did you do?
The only thing bad about you is your c/badposting submissions
NO. You may be a bad human because owls are not humans, but you are not a bad person, because owls are people too and animals automatically get a +1000 to their goodness stats
Idk. You don't seem it. This is just a chatboard though and I haven't seen you say anything particularly mean on it