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[–] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean sized, right?

A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.

Right??!

[–] allotrope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think I've ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂

[–] VanillaDrink@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.

A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.

[–] jadedctrl@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] amminadabz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The original question was whether you'd want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I asked what I asked.

[–] robbiedisco@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.

[–] Stan@lemmywinks.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Duck.

Do the corkscrew.