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[–] nbailey@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Boss makes a million,

I make a buck.

Steal the catalytic converter,

Off the company truck.

[–] Ludi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime.

That's why I'm shitting,

On company time.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That was a poem from a simpler time

Now boss makes a million, I don't make jack

That's why we riot to seize the means back

[–] FlyboyM@lemmy.fmhy.ml 48 points 1 year ago

Always steal time at your job. It's morally correct.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard worker sees small talk as unnecessary.

Chad chats up management and gets promoted.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really... Guy willing to do managements dirty work gets promoted.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s like you built your own fence to keep yourself from advancing!

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Bluehood380@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

I thought I was just lazy. But no. I am a chad

[–] cribble@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm… I am a mixture of both.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every person is a mix of their chad self and their virgin self, and noone is complete without both

[–] cribble@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Alright Nietzsche

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

so how many of us are browsing from work?

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Probably be a shorter answer if we ask how many aren’t hahah

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm on a 9 week holiday right now.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Telvayn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I would guess they’re a teacher or other school staff

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

👨‍🏫

[–] atocci@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ayo! I'm ready to go home!

Edit: it worked, office closed an hour and a half early today!

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I'm WFH, so I've been spending most of my work days playing FFXVI.

[–] smoll_pp_operator@vlemmy.net 17 points 1 year ago

I was hard worker. All I got for it was lifelong chronic pain.

I don't think it's a fair trade.

[–] Kerrangutan@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does smoking copious amounts of weed on company time count as being a Chad?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Nope. That's gigachad territory. Good employees get high on the clock

[–] Fibby@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know most people aren't as lucky but I like my job. It pays well and its important. So I feel kind of bad when I slack off. But I still cover for my coworkers when they're slacking off. And make sure I give others the credit when I help out. And take those breaks, people fought for those.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I feel this, most of the time I'm having enough fun at my job that my lunch break is something to just get out of the way. I still take those breaks tho

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

The chad slacker represents all the people stuck in bs jobs, where the only purpose is making some rich asshole richer, and the only reward for hard work is more bs work.

If you have a job where you do something meaningful and get properly rewarded, great, you're right for enjoying that and not wanting to slack. Most of us slackers are jealous

[–] Sentinian@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

The real chad just doesn't take a clocked out lunch to begin with

[–] Duchess@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

fuck yeah, you don't owe your employer a damn thing.

[–] yaniv@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the ultimate chad https://youtu.be/j_1lIFRdnhA

[–] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure which. Maybe a bit of both.

[–] whoami@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On one hand, based. On the other hand, hard worker is gonna inevitably end up having to pick up the slack as management end up holding them to a higher standard, get extreme burnout and potentially end up in a 5150 hold.

[–] aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

there isn't a finite amount of "work" to do. management will push everyone as hard as they can, and blame the people who aren't working as hard in a form of misdirection. this isn't an intentional tactic; just the inevitable result of a capitalist productivity oriented mindset